November 25, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. Serial killer Charles Manson, who is in jail for life, is set to marry his 25-year-old girlfriend. Word of advice, maybe skip the “til death do you part line,” let’s not give him any ideas. 2. Irene...
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1. Willie Nelson is the latest act to cancel a concert at Orlando’s SeaWorld in the wake of the animal abuse documentary “Blackfish.” But, there’s still a good chance that Willie forgets and shows up...
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1. According to the White House, President Obama underwent a routine CT scan Saturday afternoon while visiting Walter Reed Medical Center because of a sore throat. Ironically, the procedure wasn’t...
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1. According to a new study, dentists may be able to screen patients for diabetes while cleaning their teeth. The way it works is if you’re too fat to fit into the chair for the cleaning, you have...
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1. Senator John McCain said he doesn’t use email because he wouldn’t want to make a bad decision in the heat of the moment and send something he’d later regret. Because if anyone knows about making...
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1. Yesterday, it was announced that wildlife conservationist Bindi Irwin will join the cast of “Dancing with the Stars” next season. No word on which star she will be paired with. 2. According to...
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